grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

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themadhannibal:

Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for. 

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snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

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avatarparallels:

Betrayed my their advisors.

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tags: #Avatar #Earth Kingdom King #Korra #Suyin
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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

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tragicvillain:

You don’t get presents on your birthday because you were born, you get presents as rewards for still being alive. 

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larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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p3rspective:

You may mess up, but you’re not a mess up.

You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.

You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.

You may fail, but you are not a failure.

You are not your downfalls.

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nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

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mulderp:

Royai Parallels: Death of the Undying || Lost Light

Col: I’m only giving you a single order to obey; don’t die.

 Lt: What you don’t know is… is that I’m under strict orders not to die.

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luciawestwick:

that’s how one should choose clothes

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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

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